Hi! You’re welcome in this new collection of Computer Jokes for Everyone. We’re are here to read as well as share some interesting and funny jokes related to computer. You might say, “Why on earth are you making fun of the computer always?” Well, Computer is our best pal in our day to day life. We, people of this century are so much attached to the computer that it’s not a queer thing to make fun of something which is so familiar to us.
“Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid;
humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant;
together they are powerful beyond imagination.”
Let’s see some computer jokes for everyone.
Joke # 1
A: What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
B: “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Joke # 2
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of a “Computer Hacker”.
Interviewer: So, what makes you suitable for this job?
Guy: I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!
Joke # 3
A: Why do computer teachers never get sick?
B: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Joke # 3
A: What does a blonde do when her laptop or computer freezes?
B: She sticks it in the microwave.
Joke # 4
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze.
Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?”
Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
Joke # 5
A: What do you call 8 hobbits?
B: A hobbyte
Joke # 6
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
Joke # 7
A: Is Google male or female?
B: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Joke # 8
A: Why does Java Developer wear glasses?
B: Because they don’t C#!
Joke # 9
A conversation by a representative of a personnel search company and a candidate:
Representative: So, Mr. Abha, you say that you are a software engineer. Do you know Microsoft Office?
Candidate: If you give me the address, I will go there, Sir.
Joke # 10
A: Why happened to you, my friend?
B: I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Joke # 11
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts…
A: Man, and do you have life?
B: Oh, No! Could you send me a link?
Joke # 12
Husband: I have some flowers for you.
Husband: Yes, I downloaded this screensaver of roses for you.
Wife: You dodo, a flower on your stupid monitor is not romantic. A wife needs something she can touch and feel.
Husband: What? Do you want a printout or something?
Joke # 13
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
Client: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.
ISP: I see, do you know what’s the operating system on your PC?
Client: Of course I do – it’s Facebook.
Joke # 14
Office Worker: My computer isn’t working! The hard drive got crashed! What do I do?
System Administrator: Did you back up?
(The office worker moves few steps backward from the computer desktop.)
Office worker: Why? Is it going to blow up?
Joke # 15
A: Oh! I forgot my computer’s password.
B: That will never happen to me because I changed my password to “incorrect”. So, whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say “your password is incorrect.”
Joke # 16
A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife:
Husband: Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!!
Wife: What happened, did you run out of toilet paper?
Husband: No, restart the router, please!
Joke # 17
A: How does a computer get drunk?
B: It takes screenshots.
Joke # 18
Computer: Press any key to start?
User: Where is the “ANY” key in the keyboard?
Joke # 19
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command!
Husband: Darling…it’s a computer, not a husband …!!
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